Live in Chicago long enough and eventually you’re going to get this text: “Guess what? I’m coming into the city this weekend!”, followed by a list of demands and a request that you make all this person’s city dreams come true. Embrace the challenge by picking the perfect spot, the key to which depends upon the answer of one important question: What kind of suburbanite are they? Friends and family scared of valet parking and excited about the chance of running into Oprah? Or people who used to live in the city and made the terrible/hard/understandable decision to relocate? Either way, this guide will help you pick the right spot for your visitors.